best investment 2012: purchasing a (child’s) shirt at Ribfest.
It’s a pig, wearing sunglasses and a cropped t-shirt, in front of a big ass American flag, casually reclining on the skyline of Rochester.
HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY! AMURRICA!

therealscumbagsteve:

Scumbag oatmeal. So true. Lol



thedailywhat:

Heartwarming Tearjerker of the Day: Twelve-year-old Damon Boyer-Marwood was walking home from school Thursday when he heard an animal cry, so he followed the sound. When he came upon a group of kids holding down a small female dog and taking turns kicking it and beating it with a cricket bat, Damon told the boys to take a hike.
“They stood there for a bit, then they ran inside,” he said.
A microchip scan by the New Zealand SPCA enabled the battered dog to be reunited with owner Sosefina Leota, who insisted on meeting Damon. “I want to thank him from my heart,” she said. “I want to know his face.”
No doubt Damon saved the dog’s life. Said his grandmother: “It makes you wonder what would have happened if he didn’t step in.”
SPCA inspector Kaycee Polkinghorne said an investigation is under way. “Because of the ages, there’s not a lot we can do prosecution-wise, but it does reinforce the importance of having education in schools about things like this,” she said. “You just have to to wonder what’s going on to make them think this is acceptable behavior.”
[lifewithdogs]

hey kid just reminding you that you ROCK



Did you know?

did-yuo-kno:

Tacos were originally invented by Mexican lesbians as a way to take out their sexual frustration while oppressed by the chalupa regime.



mmichler:

abbyrae:

F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

if this isn’t how you feel right now, you’re doing something wrong. 


metaconscious:

Eizo, a manufacturer of medical imaging equipment, has released a revealing new calendar to promote their wares.  The Eizo X-Ray Pin-Up Calendar is at once hilarious and inventive, a most creative way of promoting their brand to their clientele and beyond.  Hats off to BUTTER, the Berlin-based advertising agency who came up with this little stroke of genius for Eizo.

(via The Coolist)





absolutepunk:

I posted this on Facebook yesterday, but if you’re not following us over there - you missed it. Ready to feel old? Check out the replies to see the famous Blink-182 cover model … today. Time flies.





collegehumor:

Sibling Treaty [Click to continue reading]